Saturday, 6 March 2021

Sleepy Steve

Sleepy Steve






Steve, are you awake?
Steve! It's almost half-past eight
Wake up, there's work to do
I'm baking a cake at quarter-past two

He always does this
Acts like he's dead
Eyes wide shut
Tilted back head
Rotten smell
Skin all blue
Not moved much since 2002

Don't worry, he's not really deceased
He lives in my head with John & Patrice
We all reside here in Timbuktoo
A crazy old place with plenty loose screws

Anyway, its just a vignette
A short story for your paper to vet
"A widow's tale," that's what it's called?
If interested, we'll give you a call

They won't ring, they never do
Been counting the lines on Steve's tattoo
You see that tale wasn't all fiction
Cause of death: vasoconstriction