A Happy Family
Boys and girls, take a seat
Grab a slice, there's more to eat
Christmas gifts, you like them too?
Here's one more, from me to you
My name's Steve, I'll be your friend
Stay with you until the end
I'll wash your cuts, I'll bathe your bruise,
Tuck you in when it's time to snooze
Little one's, you mustn't frown
Mummy's makeup, just like a clown
And me with these big old shoes
Cant walk straight when I'm on the booze
Mummy's face striped black & blue
Her scummy lies that just ain't true
Don't leave you little shits!
Daddy loves you all to bits
