Margarie, my sweet
Margarie,
darling,
have
you seen my sticky toffees?
You're
a diabetic Albert,
sit
down and have a coffee
Margarie
sweetie,
is
this wardrobe locked?
Albert,
close the fridge door,
put
on your other sock
Margarie,
honey,
Which
milk is most fresh?
Albert
leave the pepper shakers
It's
time for a rest
But
Margarie most precious
The
clocks haven't gone back
Well
Albert, a pot full of pasta
Sharn't
help you with that
Maggie,
little bird,
it's
almost quarter to three
It's
fifteen past nine Albert,
Couldnt
you see?
Oh,
Margarie, my mallard
Would
you pass me a pen?
Albert
here's a large tissue
You're
crying again
Margarie
you know
I
really do love you so
You're
my turtle dove at Christmas
You're
my walk in the snow
You're
my dazzling little gem
My
shining light, my canoe
That
would save me from a freezing lake
You're
my life jacket too
You
know Mags,
Whenever
I'm in trouble you're always there in a flash
Like
when I stubbed my toe in high school
And
you bandaged up the gash
I
promised I'd always love you
When
we bought our first flat
Birdie,
I love you more than ever;
Please
remember that
Sorry
Mr Albert
There's
something everyday you learn
That
I just come to clean the dishes
Wipe
the stove and urn,
Where
your dear wife rests
In
black ash and in soot
Please
put down her photograph
I
must dress the other foot
